28 April 2011

One of these days

Today is one of these days in which I think Mum may be right and I'm probably going to die still being a spinster.

Today I am so fat I don't even care that I have three spots on the left side of my face, because nobody will notice them since the attention will be on my monstrous legs anyway.

Today everything good is so far away, Steve, the weekend, my cat...

Today I'm so sick with allergies I'll probably spend more time sneezing and coughing than working.

Today I hate my fucking fat self.

But I love you all.

1 comment:

Peridot (G+P) said...

Your mum is full of shit!

I wish I had a copy of 'Teh Call of Cthulu' as translated by J.R. Young on my computer. I'd make you laugh so hard and cheer you up.

Love you <3