Disclaimer:
as you may have noticed, this is a strictly over 18 blog. I do not encourage doing what I write bout in any way.
FIRST
Wear something comfortable. The other girls, all wrapped in too tight dresses, will look fatter, you'll feel better.
SECOND
When you get to your friends house, check out the food and compliment the cooks. Before dinner I mean!
THIRD
When someone starts pouring aperitivo, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Blow a small line, oh, and before you buy some random coke, be sure the yours is cut with both novocaine AND laxies.
FOURTH
Drink some aperitivo. By this time, your from teeth will start feeling awkward. The bubbles from the champagne will increase this feeling. Try to staff some salted food in your mouth. It will taste like cardboard. Don't forget to keep complimenting the cook (with words, not facts).
By the first course, all your hunger will be forgotten.
Keep repeating when needed.
On the next days, avoid public activities as much as possible. You will poop often and conspicuously.
Don't forget to have fun and drink a lot of water!
Remember lovelies - bikini season's coming soon.
as you may have noticed, this is a strictly over 18 blog. I do not encourage doing what I write bout in any way.
FIRST
Wear something comfortable. The other girls, all wrapped in too tight dresses, will look fatter, you'll feel better.
SECOND
When you get to your friends house, check out the food and compliment the cooks. Before dinner I mean!
THIRD
When someone starts pouring aperitivo, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Blow a small line, oh, and before you buy some random coke, be sure the yours is cut with both novocaine AND laxies.
FOURTH
Drink some aperitivo. By this time, your from teeth will start feeling awkward. The bubbles from the champagne will increase this feeling. Try to staff some salted food in your mouth. It will taste like cardboard. Don't forget to keep complimenting the cook (with words, not facts).
By the first course, all your hunger will be forgotten.
Keep repeating when needed.
On the next days, avoid public activities as much as possible. You will poop often and conspicuously.
Don't forget to have fun and drink a lot of water!
Remember lovelies - bikini season's coming soon.
3 comments:
Grazie per i consigli, me li segnerò! Buon anno anche a te cara, che sia ricco di emozioni vere e di forza interiore..
Un abbraccio forte
Lol my way to survive New Years was to work until fairly late, say you were too tired to go to any parties because of work and then go home to a nice big cup of tea and some fuckign around on the internet.
Of course, my job involves walking about 6km/shift and lifting tons of heavy shit, so I'm usually too shattered to exercise when I got home after that >.<
OMGOMGOMG SO THATS WHERE THE EXTRA GIFT BOX CAME FROM! *Flying tacklehugs* You are amazing! Thank you so much!
Oh I started an Art Mailing List, do you want to be added to it? That way you'll get a PM whenever I post anything art-related on PI.
I'm doing a WMW (Watch me work) right now
http://ponyisland.net/index.php?src=forum&sub=replies&forum=18&topic=3096858
I hope 2014 goes really well for you. Look after yourself love <3
P.S.
Our job market is utter shit. It seems to be the same everywhere, but we're gonna have the student come in and suck up all the jobs I can do in a few weeks >.<
I think if worst come to worst I can transfer to another store (Or try) and cross my fingers that this story does well. I'm cautiously starting to hope that possibly I could be a full-time author. Big dreams, yeah?
Ah Ygritte. I was so jealous of Snow for bagging that beauty. OMG thank you for joining my art ML. Warm fuzzies :D
Sending you love for the weekend. Look after yourself as much as you can <3
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